Posts tagged sleep

The sentence “I’m on top of things” will always be a lie, unless you’ve named your bed ‘things’. 

When you’re sick, tired, or otherwise impaired, you’ll begin to think that you and everything around you is 80% funnier than usual. It’s not. It’s really, really not.

When you’ve reached the ‘hysterical laughter’ stage of tiredness, do everyone a favor and get some sleep.

Should you fall asleep in class, apology cupcakes are recommended for your teacher the next day.

“Sorry, I didn’t do the homework, I was asleep.” should be a more acceptable excuse.