A collection of tips picked up in everyday life. Also at Daily VituperationTumblr (3.0; @kyralily)http://kyralily.tumblr.com/<p>The sentence &#8220;I&#8217;m on top of things&#8221; will always be a lie, unless you&#8217;ve named your bed &#8216;things&#8217;. </p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39669873051http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39669873051Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:29:44 -0500liesbedsleepI'm tired<p>If there is a quote on the internet it will be mistakenly attributed to Shakespeare at some point. </p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39449887607http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39449887607Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:23:00 -0500quotesshakespeareseriously just google shitit takes two seconds to source a quote<p>Tell believable lies and unbelievable truths.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39212614463http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/39212614463Sun, 30 Dec 2012 08:05:00 -0500advicei guess you have to be p desperate to go to the advice tag on tumblr<p>Don&#8217;t go commando and then get locked out of your room.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/33211687935http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/33211687935Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:23:35 -0400<p>Cashiers will always nod understandingly when you buy more than five dollars worth of chocolate at once.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/32030293037http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/32030293037Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:23:24 -0400chocolatechocolate fixes everythingfoodmy diet is worrying<p>College is all about the choices you make. Not all of them will be good. </p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/32030209966http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/32030209966Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:21:49 -0400collegechoices<p>Don&#8217;t get drunk in platform heels.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/28237821005http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/28237821005Sat, 28 Jul 2012 22:44:39 -0400just don'theelsdrinkingbad ideasadvice<p>There is no loathing like self loathing, because self loathing is a choice.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/27528010197http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/27528010197Wed, 18 Jul 2012 22:47:00 -0400self loathingadviceokay?<p>The emergency room sucks, and contrast tastes terrible. Don&#8217;t drink the contrast.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/24035273179http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/24035273179Tue, 29 May 2012 21:30:00 -0400emergency roomhospitalmedicalcontrastCT scan<p>Don&#8217;t take five AP classes in one year.</p> <p>Don&#8217;t say to yourself &#8220;Five AP classes will be fine! I&#8217;ll have so much time, I should also submit to AP 2-D Art&#8221;</p> <p>It will not be fine.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/22973978032http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/22973978032Sun, 13 May 2012 11:43:12 -0400AP classesdon't do itjust don'ttrust meadvice<p>Swedish Fish are the most powerful study tool known to man, distantly tailed by gelato.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/19653847082http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/19653847082Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:34:01 -0400swedish fishcandyfoodstudyingprocrasintation<p>Hour five in Miami international airport is possibly the worst</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/19025057271http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/19025057271Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:39:00 -0500<p>When you&#8217;re sick, tired, or otherwise impaired, you&#8217;ll begin to think that you and everything around you is 80% funnier than usual. It&#8217;s not. It&#8217;s really, really not.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17923159641http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17923159641Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:53:46 -0500tiredsicksleepfunnymistakenmistake<p>Those who can&#8217;t write, write teen books about vampires.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17875724330http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17875724330Sun, 19 Feb 2012 04:28:09 -0500VampiresTeen litLitBooksTwilightReasoningwithvampires<p>Anything played on the pan flute is automatically torture.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17369933546http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17369933546Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:33 -0500pan flutepan pipestorturemusic<p>Good literature is like an English muffin; it has nooks and crannies.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17319569908http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/17319569908Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:22:21 -0500AP Litliteraturebooksenglish muffinfood<p>Please don&#8217;t use the previous lesson on living things. It might make me an accessory to a crime.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995959518http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995959518Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:00:32 -0500crimeaccessorylittle life lesson<p>If you have a problem, throw it in the pool. Hopefully it will drown.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995915081http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995915081Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:59:43 -0500drown your problemsdrown your sorrowsproblemspool<p>Never press the red button. It&#8217;s the panic button &amp; it&#8217;s freaking loud.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995686696http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16995686696Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:55:33 -0500red buttonpanicpanic buttonDon't do it<p>If you&#8217;re in five AP classes, it&#8217;s probably best that you don&#8217;t miss a week of school.</p>http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16378640645http://kyralily.tumblr.com/post/16378640645Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:47:34 -0500AP ClassesschoolAP